Anxiety Support
ANXIETY SUPPORT TINCTURE: CALM DOWN, BITCH 😌✨ with Lions Mane, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake, and Mesima
FOR WHEN LIFE HAS YOU READY TO SNAP 💅
Your nervous system deserves a serious reset, and our Anxiety tincture is about to be your emotional rescue squad. This isn't just another chill pill – it's peace of mind bottled exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let anxiety steal their thunder.
WHY YOUR STRESS-FILLED LIFE NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
NERVOUS SYSTEM NIRVANA – Reishi calms your frazzled nerves faster than a glass of wine (but without the hangover)
CORTISOL CRUSHER – Maitake balances stress hormones when your body's in perpetual fight-or-flight mode
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears mental chaos so you can actually remember your password
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Stabilizes emotional rollercoasters that have your family walking on eggshells
SLEEP SAVIOR – Poria quiets that 2AM mental committee meeting about everything you've ever done wrong
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Chaga neutralizes the cellular damage that stress inflicts on your aging body
FOCUS FORTIFIER – Sharpens concentration when your attention span resembles that of a goldfish
PERIMENOPAUSE PROTECTOR – Extra support during the "why am I suddenly raging/crying/sweating" years
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Because stress tanks your immunity faster than a toddler with the sniffles
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
POWERHOUSE SIX-SHROOM SYNERGY – This anxiety-crushing squad works together like the Avengers of emotional regulation.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain filler nonsense. Only the potent parts that actually work.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY calming compound from all five mushrooms.
CLEAN CALM FORMULA – Organic, non-GMO sugar cane ethanol and spring water. Vegan, gluten-free, and free from fillers.
HOW TO USE YOUR CHILL-OUT POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel your last remaining patience) 💆♀️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your intention
3. Daily maintenance – Take every morning to stay ahead of stress
4. SOS protocol – Extra dose before high-stress situations (meeting the ex, anyone?)
5. Evening unwind – Perfect companion to your "finally some me-time" ritual
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO LET ANXIETY RUN THE SHOW
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that calm isn't just about surviving – it's about thriving with the unshakeable confidence that comes from emotional stability.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they look like they could use a dropper themselves. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that mental peace is the ultimate luxury.*
ANXIETY SUPPORT TINCTURE: CALM DOWN, BITCH 😌✨ with Lions Mane, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake, and Mesima
FOR WHEN LIFE HAS YOU READY TO SNAP 💅
Your nervous system deserves a serious reset, and our Anxiety tincture is about to be your emotional rescue squad. This isn't just another chill pill – it's peace of mind bottled exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let anxiety steal their thunder.
WHY YOUR STRESS-FILLED LIFE NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
NERVOUS SYSTEM NIRVANA – Reishi calms your frazzled nerves faster than a glass of wine (but without the hangover)
CORTISOL CRUSHER – Maitake balances stress hormones when your body's in perpetual fight-or-flight mode
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears mental chaos so you can actually remember your password
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Stabilizes emotional rollercoasters that have your family walking on eggshells
SLEEP SAVIOR – Poria quiets that 2AM mental committee meeting about everything you've ever done wrong
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Chaga neutralizes the cellular damage that stress inflicts on your aging body
FOCUS FORTIFIER – Sharpens concentration when your attention span resembles that of a goldfish
PERIMENOPAUSE PROTECTOR – Extra support during the "why am I suddenly raging/crying/sweating" years
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Because stress tanks your immunity faster than a toddler with the sniffles
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
POWERHOUSE SIX-SHROOM SYNERGY – This anxiety-crushing squad works together like the Avengers of emotional regulation.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain filler nonsense. Only the potent parts that actually work.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY calming compound from all five mushrooms.
CLEAN CALM FORMULA – Organic, non-GMO sugar cane ethanol and spring water. Vegan, gluten-free, and free from fillers.
HOW TO USE YOUR CHILL-OUT POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel your last remaining patience) 💆♀️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your intention
3. Daily maintenance – Take every morning to stay ahead of stress
4. SOS protocol – Extra dose before high-stress situations (meeting the ex, anyone?)
5. Evening unwind – Perfect companion to your "finally some me-time" ritual
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO LET ANXIETY RUN THE SHOW
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that calm isn't just about surviving – it's about thriving with the unshakeable confidence that comes from emotional stability.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they look like they could use a dropper themselves. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that mental peace is the ultimate luxury.*
ANXIETY SUPPORT TINCTURE: CALM DOWN, BITCH 😌✨ with Lions Mane, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake, and Mesima
FOR WHEN LIFE HAS YOU READY TO SNAP 💅
Your nervous system deserves a serious reset, and our Anxiety tincture is about to be your emotional rescue squad. This isn't just another chill pill – it's peace of mind bottled exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let anxiety steal their thunder.
WHY YOUR STRESS-FILLED LIFE NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
NERVOUS SYSTEM NIRVANA – Reishi calms your frazzled nerves faster than a glass of wine (but without the hangover)
CORTISOL CRUSHER – Maitake balances stress hormones when your body's in perpetual fight-or-flight mode
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears mental chaos so you can actually remember your password
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Stabilizes emotional rollercoasters that have your family walking on eggshells
SLEEP SAVIOR – Poria quiets that 2AM mental committee meeting about everything you've ever done wrong
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Chaga neutralizes the cellular damage that stress inflicts on your aging body
FOCUS FORTIFIER – Sharpens concentration when your attention span resembles that of a goldfish
PERIMENOPAUSE PROTECTOR – Extra support during the "why am I suddenly raging/crying/sweating" years
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Because stress tanks your immunity faster than a toddler with the sniffles
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
POWERHOUSE SIX-SHROOM SYNERGY – This anxiety-crushing squad works together like the Avengers of emotional regulation.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain filler nonsense. Only the potent parts that actually work.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY calming compound from all five mushrooms.
CLEAN CALM FORMULA – Organic, non-GMO sugar cane ethanol and spring water. Vegan, gluten-free, and free from fillers.
HOW TO USE YOUR CHILL-OUT POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel your last remaining patience) 💆♀️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your intention
3. Daily maintenance – Take every morning to stay ahead of stress
4. SOS protocol – Extra dose before high-stress situations (meeting the ex, anyone?)
5. Evening unwind – Perfect companion to your "finally some me-time" ritual
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO LET ANXIETY RUN THE SHOW
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that calm isn't just about surviving – it's about thriving with the unshakeable confidence that comes from emotional stability.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they look like they could use a dropper themselves. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that mental peace is the ultimate luxury.*