Knock TF Out Spray
KNOCK TF OUT SPRAY: SLEEP ASSASSIN MIST 💤✨ with Magnesium Oil and Lavender Essential Oil
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO COUNT ANOTHER SHEEP 💅
Your 40+ sleep-deprived body deserves serious relaxation, and our Knock TF Out spray is about to put your ass to bed like a professional hitman. This isn't just another sleep aid – it's unconsciousness in a bottle exclusively for women who are sick of staring at the ceiling at 3AM.
WHY YOUR INSOMNIAC SELF NEEDS THIS TONIGHT 👑
MUSCLE TENSION TERMINATOR – Magnesium penetrates deep to release knots that have you tossing and turning
NERVOUS SYSTEM NEUTRALIZER – Calms that overactive brain still reviewing your day's to-do list at midnight
ANXIETY ASSASSIN – Lavender compounds hit your GABA receptors like nature's Xanax, minus the prescription
SLEEP CYCLE SYNCHRONIZER – Helps regulate your circadian rhythm when it's completely forgotten the plot
HOT FLASH HOSE DOWN – Cooling relief when hormonal hell has you waking up drenched
RESTLESS LEG RESOLVER – Silences those twitchy legs that kick off right as you're drifting off
MELATONIN MAXIMIZER – Supports your body's natural sleep hormone production when it's on strike
PAIN RELIEF POWERHOUSE – Soothes chronic aches that peak the moment your head hits the pillow
STRESS MELTER – Creates full-body calm faster than your favorite guilty pleasure Netflix show
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION SLEEP SYNERGY – This powerful blend combines transdermal magnesium with aromatherapeutic lavender.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each bottle is made with precision using pharmaceutical-grade magnesium chloride.
MAXIMUM ABSORPTION FORMULA – Our special formulation ensures the magnesium actually penetrates your skin, not just sits on top.
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH SLEEP POWER – Created for women who've tried everything else and still can't catch their Zs.
HOW TO USE YOUR KNOCKOUT SPRAY ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that sleep-summoning energy) 💤
2. 3-5 sprays on each limb, massaging gently into the skin
3. Hit the hotspots – pulse points, bottoms of feet, and back of neck for maximum absorption
4. Post-shower application – Apply after bathing when pores are open for deeper penetration
5. Bedtime ritual – Use 30 minutes before sleep, paired with device shutdown and dimmed lights
6. Emergency protocol – Double your usual amount when you absolutely MUST sleep tonight
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO NEED THEIR BEAUTY REST
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that quality sleep isn't just a luxury – it's the foundation of everything from cognitive function to weight management to not murdering your coworkers.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably lying awake at night too. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that sleep deprivation is a form of torture for a reason.*
KNOCK TF OUT SPRAY: SLEEP ASSASSIN MIST 💤✨ with Magnesium Oil and Lavender Essential Oil
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO COUNT ANOTHER SHEEP 💅
Your 40+ sleep-deprived body deserves serious relaxation, and our Knock TF Out spray is about to put your ass to bed like a professional hitman. This isn't just another sleep aid – it's unconsciousness in a bottle exclusively for women who are sick of staring at the ceiling at 3AM.
WHY YOUR INSOMNIAC SELF NEEDS THIS TONIGHT 👑
MUSCLE TENSION TERMINATOR – Magnesium penetrates deep to release knots that have you tossing and turning
NERVOUS SYSTEM NEUTRALIZER – Calms that overactive brain still reviewing your day's to-do list at midnight
ANXIETY ASSASSIN – Lavender compounds hit your GABA receptors like nature's Xanax, minus the prescription
SLEEP CYCLE SYNCHRONIZER – Helps regulate your circadian rhythm when it's completely forgotten the plot
HOT FLASH HOSE DOWN – Cooling relief when hormonal hell has you waking up drenched
RESTLESS LEG RESOLVER – Silences those twitchy legs that kick off right as you're drifting off
MELATONIN MAXIMIZER – Supports your body's natural sleep hormone production when it's on strike
PAIN RELIEF POWERHOUSE – Soothes chronic aches that peak the moment your head hits the pillow
STRESS MELTER – Creates full-body calm faster than your favorite guilty pleasure Netflix show
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION SLEEP SYNERGY – This powerful blend combines transdermal magnesium with aromatherapeutic lavender.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each bottle is made with precision using pharmaceutical-grade magnesium chloride.
MAXIMUM ABSORPTION FORMULA – Our special formulation ensures the magnesium actually penetrates your skin, not just sits on top.
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH SLEEP POWER – Created for women who've tried everything else and still can't catch their Zs.
HOW TO USE YOUR KNOCKOUT SPRAY ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that sleep-summoning energy) 💤
2. 3-5 sprays on each limb, massaging gently into the skin
3. Hit the hotspots – pulse points, bottoms of feet, and back of neck for maximum absorption
4. Post-shower application – Apply after bathing when pores are open for deeper penetration
5. Bedtime ritual – Use 30 minutes before sleep, paired with device shutdown and dimmed lights
6. Emergency protocol – Double your usual amount when you absolutely MUST sleep tonight
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO NEED THEIR BEAUTY REST
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that quality sleep isn't just a luxury – it's the foundation of everything from cognitive function to weight management to not murdering your coworkers.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably lying awake at night too. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that sleep deprivation is a form of torture for a reason.*
KNOCK TF OUT SPRAY: SLEEP ASSASSIN MIST 💤✨ with Magnesium Oil and Lavender Essential Oil
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO COUNT ANOTHER SHEEP 💅
Your 40+ sleep-deprived body deserves serious relaxation, and our Knock TF Out spray is about to put your ass to bed like a professional hitman. This isn't just another sleep aid – it's unconsciousness in a bottle exclusively for women who are sick of staring at the ceiling at 3AM.
WHY YOUR INSOMNIAC SELF NEEDS THIS TONIGHT 👑
MUSCLE TENSION TERMINATOR – Magnesium penetrates deep to release knots that have you tossing and turning
NERVOUS SYSTEM NEUTRALIZER – Calms that overactive brain still reviewing your day's to-do list at midnight
ANXIETY ASSASSIN – Lavender compounds hit your GABA receptors like nature's Xanax, minus the prescription
SLEEP CYCLE SYNCHRONIZER – Helps regulate your circadian rhythm when it's completely forgotten the plot
HOT FLASH HOSE DOWN – Cooling relief when hormonal hell has you waking up drenched
RESTLESS LEG RESOLVER – Silences those twitchy legs that kick off right as you're drifting off
MELATONIN MAXIMIZER – Supports your body's natural sleep hormone production when it's on strike
PAIN RELIEF POWERHOUSE – Soothes chronic aches that peak the moment your head hits the pillow
STRESS MELTER – Creates full-body calm faster than your favorite guilty pleasure Netflix show
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION SLEEP SYNERGY – This powerful blend combines transdermal magnesium with aromatherapeutic lavender.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each bottle is made with precision using pharmaceutical-grade magnesium chloride.
MAXIMUM ABSORPTION FORMULA – Our special formulation ensures the magnesium actually penetrates your skin, not just sits on top.
INDUSTRIAL-STRENGTH SLEEP POWER – Created for women who've tried everything else and still can't catch their Zs.
HOW TO USE YOUR KNOCKOUT SPRAY ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that sleep-summoning energy) 💤
2. 3-5 sprays on each limb, massaging gently into the skin
3. Hit the hotspots – pulse points, bottoms of feet, and back of neck for maximum absorption
4. Post-shower application – Apply after bathing when pores are open for deeper penetration
5. Bedtime ritual – Use 30 minutes before sleep, paired with device shutdown and dimmed lights
6. Emergency protocol – Double your usual amount when you absolutely MUST sleep tonight
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO NEED THEIR BEAUTY REST
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that quality sleep isn't just a luxury – it's the foundation of everything from cognitive function to weight management to not murdering your coworkers.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably lying awake at night too. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that sleep deprivation is a form of torture for a reason.*