Perimenopause Support
PERIMENOPAUSE TINCTURE: CHAOS CONTROLLER DROPS ✨🌀 with Mesima, Reishi, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE GREAT HORMONAL REBELLION 💅
Your perimenopause journey deserves serious support, and our Peri Bestie tincture is about to become your hormonal bodyguard. This isn't just another supplement – it's endocrine equilibrium bottled exclusively for women surfing the unpredictable waves of "what the hell is happening to my body?"
WHY YOUR TRANSITIONING SELF NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
HOT FLASH FIREFIGHTER – Reishi helps regulate the internal thermostat that's suddenly set to "surface of the sun"
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Lion's Mane stabilizes neurotransmitters when you're laughing one minute and homicidal the next
SLEEP SALVATION – Poria calms the nervous system when 3AM wake-ups become your unwanted routine
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Clears the mental haze that has you forgetting words mid-sentence
METABOLISM MASTER – Maitake supports insulin sensitivity when your waistline expands despite no change in diet
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that coffee can't touch
ADRENAL SUPPORTER – Reishi nurtures glands working overtime to compensate for declining ovarian function
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Mesima soothes the internal fires that intensify joint pain and irritability
WEIGHT BALANCE WIZARD – Helps prevent the metabolic shifts that redistribute fat to your midsection
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM PERIMENOPAUSAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every system affected by hormonal flux.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
MIDLIFE-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Created specifically for the unique challenges of the perimenopausal transition, not just general women's health.
HOW TO USE YOUR HORMONAL HARMONY POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚡
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your balance intention
3. Morning stabilizer – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Evening peace – Take before bed to support restorative sleep
5. SOS protocol – Double dose during particularly challenging days
6. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, just like your collection of night sweats pajamas
FOR BAD BITCHES EMBRACING THE MIDLIFE TRANSFORMATION
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that perimenopause doesn't have to be a horror show – it can be a powerful transition with the right support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they woke up in a pool of sweat at 3AM? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that this hormonal chapter is temporary, but your badassery is permanent.*
PERIMENOPAUSE TINCTURE: CHAOS CONTROLLER DROPS ✨🌀 with Mesima, Reishi, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE GREAT HORMONAL REBELLION 💅
Your perimenopause journey deserves serious support, and our Peri Bestie tincture is about to become your hormonal bodyguard. This isn't just another supplement – it's endocrine equilibrium bottled exclusively for women surfing the unpredictable waves of "what the hell is happening to my body?"
WHY YOUR TRANSITIONING SELF NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
HOT FLASH FIREFIGHTER – Reishi helps regulate the internal thermostat that's suddenly set to "surface of the sun"
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Lion's Mane stabilizes neurotransmitters when you're laughing one minute and homicidal the next
SLEEP SALVATION – Poria calms the nervous system when 3AM wake-ups become your unwanted routine
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Clears the mental haze that has you forgetting words mid-sentence
METABOLISM MASTER – Maitake supports insulin sensitivity when your waistline expands despite no change in diet
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that coffee can't touch
ADRENAL SUPPORTER – Reishi nurtures glands working overtime to compensate for declining ovarian function
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Mesima soothes the internal fires that intensify joint pain and irritability
WEIGHT BALANCE WIZARD – Helps prevent the metabolic shifts that redistribute fat to your midsection
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM PERIMENOPAUSAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every system affected by hormonal flux.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
MIDLIFE-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Created specifically for the unique challenges of the perimenopausal transition, not just general women's health.
HOW TO USE YOUR HORMONAL HARMONY POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚡
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your balance intention
3. Morning stabilizer – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Evening peace – Take before bed to support restorative sleep
5. SOS protocol – Double dose during particularly challenging days
6. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, just like your collection of night sweats pajamas
FOR BAD BITCHES EMBRACING THE MIDLIFE TRANSFORMATION
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that perimenopause doesn't have to be a horror show – it can be a powerful transition with the right support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they woke up in a pool of sweat at 3AM? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that this hormonal chapter is temporary, but your badassery is permanent.*
PERIMENOPAUSE TINCTURE: CHAOS CONTROLLER DROPS ✨🌀 with Mesima, Reishi, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE GREAT HORMONAL REBELLION 💅
Your perimenopause journey deserves serious support, and our Peri Bestie tincture is about to become your hormonal bodyguard. This isn't just another supplement – it's endocrine equilibrium bottled exclusively for women surfing the unpredictable waves of "what the hell is happening to my body?"
WHY YOUR TRANSITIONING SELF NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
HOT FLASH FIREFIGHTER – Reishi helps regulate the internal thermostat that's suddenly set to "surface of the sun"
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Lion's Mane stabilizes neurotransmitters when you're laughing one minute and homicidal the next
SLEEP SALVATION – Poria calms the nervous system when 3AM wake-ups become your unwanted routine
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Clears the mental haze that has you forgetting words mid-sentence
METABOLISM MASTER – Maitake supports insulin sensitivity when your waistline expands despite no change in diet
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that coffee can't touch
ADRENAL SUPPORTER – Reishi nurtures glands working overtime to compensate for declining ovarian function
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Mesima soothes the internal fires that intensify joint pain and irritability
WEIGHT BALANCE WIZARD – Helps prevent the metabolic shifts that redistribute fat to your midsection
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM PERIMENOPAUSAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every system affected by hormonal flux.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
MIDLIFE-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Created specifically for the unique challenges of the perimenopausal transition, not just general women's health.
HOW TO USE YOUR HORMONAL HARMONY POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚡
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your balance intention
3. Morning stabilizer – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Evening peace – Take before bed to support restorative sleep
5. SOS protocol – Double dose during particularly challenging days
6. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, just like your collection of night sweats pajamas
FOR BAD BITCHES EMBRACING THE MIDLIFE TRANSFORMATION
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that perimenopause doesn't have to be a horror show – it can be a powerful transition with the right support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they woke up in a pool of sweat at 3AM? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that this hormonal chapter is temporary, but your badassery is permanent.*