PMS Support
PMS TINCTURE: PERIOD TSUNAMI SURVIVAL DROPS 🌊✨ with Mesima, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake
FOR BAD BITCHES BATTLING THE MONTHLY MONSTER 💅
Your menstrual cycle deserves serious support, and our Shark Week tincture is about to be your hormonal hurricane shelter. This isn't just another PMS remedy – it's uterine peace bottled exclusively for women who refuse to let their period hijack their life for a week each month.
WHY YOUR MONTHLY HELL NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
CRAMP CRUSHER SUPREME – Chaga, Reishi, and Mesima deliver anti-inflammatory power that tells your uterus to calm TF down
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Reishi regulates cortisol when hormones have you crying at commercials and snapping at strangers
BLOAT BANISHER – Poria's natural diuretic effects flush excess water when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONIZER – Maitake balances estrogen and progesterone when they're fighting like cats and dogs
ENERGY RESURRECTOR – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that has you mainlining caffeine
HEADACHE HEALER – Addresses the hormonal migraines that feel like brain surgery without anesthesia
STRESS SHIELD – Creates resilience against triggers that seem magnified during your cycle
SLEEP SUPPORTER – Calms the nervous system when hormonal fluctuations have you staring at the ceiling
DIGESTIVE DEFENDER – Soothes the GI chaos that turns your intestines into a war zone
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM MENSTRUAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle every aspect of PMS from multiple angles.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable relief.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
WOMEN-CENTERED FORMULA – Created specifically for female hormonal patterns, not just general adaptogenic support.
HOW TO USE YOUR CYCLE SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that cramp-fighting energy) 🌸
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your relief intention
3. Preventative protocol – Start 7-10 days before your expected period
4. SOS relief – Double dose during the worst symptom days
5. Full cycle support – Daily use throughout the month for cumulative hormonal balance
6. Perimenopause power – Especially beneficial during the wildly unpredictable "WTF is happening to me" phase
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO BE SIDELINED BY THEIR CYCLE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that PMS isn't an inevitable monthly sentence – it's negotiable with the right natural support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had to cancel plans due to crippling cramps? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that period symptoms directly impact quality of life.*
PMS TINCTURE: PERIOD TSUNAMI SURVIVAL DROPS 🌊✨ with Mesima, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake
FOR BAD BITCHES BATTLING THE MONTHLY MONSTER 💅
Your menstrual cycle deserves serious support, and our Shark Week tincture is about to be your hormonal hurricane shelter. This isn't just another PMS remedy – it's uterine peace bottled exclusively for women who refuse to let their period hijack their life for a week each month.
WHY YOUR MONTHLY HELL NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
CRAMP CRUSHER SUPREME – Chaga, Reishi, and Mesima deliver anti-inflammatory power that tells your uterus to calm TF down
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Reishi regulates cortisol when hormones have you crying at commercials and snapping at strangers
BLOAT BANISHER – Poria's natural diuretic effects flush excess water when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONIZER – Maitake balances estrogen and progesterone when they're fighting like cats and dogs
ENERGY RESURRECTOR – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that has you mainlining caffeine
HEADACHE HEALER – Addresses the hormonal migraines that feel like brain surgery without anesthesia
STRESS SHIELD – Creates resilience against triggers that seem magnified during your cycle
SLEEP SUPPORTER – Calms the nervous system when hormonal fluctuations have you staring at the ceiling
DIGESTIVE DEFENDER – Soothes the GI chaos that turns your intestines into a war zone
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM MENSTRUAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle every aspect of PMS from multiple angles.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable relief.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
WOMEN-CENTERED FORMULA – Created specifically for female hormonal patterns, not just general adaptogenic support.
HOW TO USE YOUR CYCLE SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that cramp-fighting energy) 🌸
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your relief intention
3. Preventative protocol – Start 7-10 days before your expected period
4. SOS relief – Double dose during the worst symptom days
5. Full cycle support – Daily use throughout the month for cumulative hormonal balance
6. Perimenopause power – Especially beneficial during the wildly unpredictable "WTF is happening to me" phase
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO BE SIDELINED BY THEIR CYCLE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that PMS isn't an inevitable monthly sentence – it's negotiable with the right natural support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had to cancel plans due to crippling cramps? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that period symptoms directly impact quality of life.*
PMS TINCTURE: PERIOD TSUNAMI SURVIVAL DROPS 🌊✨ with Mesima, Reishi, Poria, Chaga, Maitake
FOR BAD BITCHES BATTLING THE MONTHLY MONSTER 💅
Your menstrual cycle deserves serious support, and our Shark Week tincture is about to be your hormonal hurricane shelter. This isn't just another PMS remedy – it's uterine peace bottled exclusively for women who refuse to let their period hijack their life for a week each month.
WHY YOUR MONTHLY HELL NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
CRAMP CRUSHER SUPREME – Chaga, Reishi, and Mesima deliver anti-inflammatory power that tells your uterus to calm TF down
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Reishi regulates cortisol when hormones have you crying at commercials and snapping at strangers
BLOAT BANISHER – Poria's natural diuretic effects flush excess water when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONIZER – Maitake balances estrogen and progesterone when they're fighting like cats and dogs
ENERGY RESURRECTOR – Combats the bone-deep fatigue that has you mainlining caffeine
HEADACHE HEALER – Addresses the hormonal migraines that feel like brain surgery without anesthesia
STRESS SHIELD – Creates resilience against triggers that seem magnified during your cycle
SLEEP SUPPORTER – Calms the nervous system when hormonal fluctuations have you staring at the ceiling
DIGESTIVE DEFENDER – Soothes the GI chaos that turns your intestines into a war zone
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM MENSTRUAL SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle every aspect of PMS from multiple angles.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable relief.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
WOMEN-CENTERED FORMULA – Created specifically for female hormonal patterns, not just general adaptogenic support.
HOW TO USE YOUR CYCLE SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that cramp-fighting energy) 🌸
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your relief intention
3. Preventative protocol – Start 7-10 days before your expected period
4. SOS relief – Double dose during the worst symptom days
5. Full cycle support – Daily use throughout the month for cumulative hormonal balance
6. Perimenopause power – Especially beneficial during the wildly unpredictable "WTF is happening to me" phase
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO REFUSE TO BE SIDELINED BY THEIR CYCLE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that PMS isn't an inevitable monthly sentence – it's negotiable with the right natural support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had to cancel plans due to crippling cramps? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that period symptoms directly impact quality of life.*