Poppins BV Suppositories
PUSSY POPPINS SUPPOSITORIES: COOCHIE RESCUE CAPSULES 💯✨ with Boric Acid and Activated Charcoal
BECAUSE YOUR KITTY DESERVES A FIVE-STAR RATING 💅
Your vagina deserves elite-level maintenance, and our Poppins suppositories are about to save your sex life. These aren't just any vaginal capsules – they're pH harmony packed exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let bacterial drama sideline their intimate moments.
WHY YOUR COOCHIE IS BEGGING FOR THESE 👑
ODOR ASSASSIN SUPREME – Boric acid eliminates that "something wrong down there" smell faster than you ghost mediocre men
DISCHARGE DESTROYER – Clears up that questionable situation in your underwear you've been pretending not to notice
pH BALANCE BOSS – Restores your vagina's natural acidity when it's gone rogue and invited unwanted bacterial guests
BACTERIAL EVICTION NOTICE – Kicks Gardnerella vaginalis and other troublemakers to the curb without mercy
DETOX DOMINATOR – Activated charcoal absorbs toxins and irritants
RECURRENCE PREVENTION – Maintains vaginal harmony
IRRITATION INTERCEPTOR – Soothes that unbearable itching that has you excusing yourself to scratch in private
MICROBIOME MAKEOVER – Promotes healthy lactobacilli growth for a self-sustaining vaginal ecosystem
CONFIDENCE CATALYST – Eliminates the "do I smell?" paranoia that's ruining your sex life
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION POWER TEAM – This dynamic duo works together to address every aspect of bacterial vaginosis.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each suppository is made with precision for maximum effectiveness and quality.
PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE INGREDIENTS – Only the purest boric acid and premium activated charcoal make it into our capsules.
HOW TO USE YOUR COOCHIE CAPSULES ⏱️
1. Wash those hands thoroughly before handling (your vagina deserves clean fingers) 🧼
2. Insert one suppository deep into your vagina at bedtime
3. Wear a panty liner because gravity is real and discharge happens
4. 7-day reset protocol – Use nightly for one week to restore balance
5. Maintenance mode – Use 1-2 times weekly to prevent recurrence
6. SOS intervention – Start at the first sign of odor or unusual discharge
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO DEMAND A FIVE-STAR VAGINA
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that vaginal health isn't just about comfort – it's essential for confidence, pleasure, and owning your sexuality at any age.
*These statements haven't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever had bacterial vaginosis? These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – they're designed for women who understand that vaginal health is non-negotiable. Not for use during pregnancy or if you have open wounds. Consult your healthcare provider with persistent symptoms.*
PUSSY POPPINS SUPPOSITORIES: COOCHIE RESCUE CAPSULES 💯✨ with Boric Acid and Activated Charcoal
BECAUSE YOUR KITTY DESERVES A FIVE-STAR RATING 💅
Your vagina deserves elite-level maintenance, and our Poppins suppositories are about to save your sex life. These aren't just any vaginal capsules – they're pH harmony packed exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let bacterial drama sideline their intimate moments.
WHY YOUR COOCHIE IS BEGGING FOR THESE 👑
ODOR ASSASSIN SUPREME – Boric acid eliminates that "something wrong down there" smell faster than you ghost mediocre men
DISCHARGE DESTROYER – Clears up that questionable situation in your underwear you've been pretending not to notice
pH BALANCE BOSS – Restores your vagina's natural acidity when it's gone rogue and invited unwanted bacterial guests
BACTERIAL EVICTION NOTICE – Kicks Gardnerella vaginalis and other troublemakers to the curb without mercy
DETOX DOMINATOR – Activated charcoal absorbs toxins and irritants
RECURRENCE PREVENTION – Maintains vaginal harmony
IRRITATION INTERCEPTOR – Soothes that unbearable itching that has you excusing yourself to scratch in private
MICROBIOME MAKEOVER – Promotes healthy lactobacilli growth for a self-sustaining vaginal ecosystem
CONFIDENCE CATALYST – Eliminates the "do I smell?" paranoia that's ruining your sex life
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION POWER TEAM – This dynamic duo works together to address every aspect of bacterial vaginosis.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each suppository is made with precision for maximum effectiveness and quality.
PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE INGREDIENTS – Only the purest boric acid and premium activated charcoal make it into our capsules.
HOW TO USE YOUR COOCHIE CAPSULES ⏱️
1. Wash those hands thoroughly before handling (your vagina deserves clean fingers) 🧼
2. Insert one suppository deep into your vagina at bedtime
3. Wear a panty liner because gravity is real and discharge happens
4. 7-day reset protocol – Use nightly for one week to restore balance
5. Maintenance mode – Use 1-2 times weekly to prevent recurrence
6. SOS intervention – Start at the first sign of odor or unusual discharge
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO DEMAND A FIVE-STAR VAGINA
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that vaginal health isn't just about comfort – it's essential for confidence, pleasure, and owning your sexuality at any age.
*These statements haven't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever had bacterial vaginosis? These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – they're designed for women who understand that vaginal health is non-negotiable. Not for use during pregnancy or if you have open wounds. Consult your healthcare provider with persistent symptoms.*
PUSSY POPPINS SUPPOSITORIES: COOCHIE RESCUE CAPSULES 💯✨ with Boric Acid and Activated Charcoal
BECAUSE YOUR KITTY DESERVES A FIVE-STAR RATING 💅
Your vagina deserves elite-level maintenance, and our Poppins suppositories are about to save your sex life. These aren't just any vaginal capsules – they're pH harmony packed exclusively for bad bitches who refuse to let bacterial drama sideline their intimate moments.
WHY YOUR COOCHIE IS BEGGING FOR THESE 👑
ODOR ASSASSIN SUPREME – Boric acid eliminates that "something wrong down there" smell faster than you ghost mediocre men
DISCHARGE DESTROYER – Clears up that questionable situation in your underwear you've been pretending not to notice
pH BALANCE BOSS – Restores your vagina's natural acidity when it's gone rogue and invited unwanted bacterial guests
BACTERIAL EVICTION NOTICE – Kicks Gardnerella vaginalis and other troublemakers to the curb without mercy
DETOX DOMINATOR – Activated charcoal absorbs toxins and irritants
RECURRENCE PREVENTION – Maintains vaginal harmony
IRRITATION INTERCEPTOR – Soothes that unbearable itching that has you excusing yourself to scratch in private
MICROBIOME MAKEOVER – Promotes healthy lactobacilli growth for a self-sustaining vaginal ecosystem
CONFIDENCE CATALYST – Eliminates the "do I smell?" paranoia that's ruining your sex life
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
DUAL-ACTION POWER TEAM – This dynamic duo works together to address every aspect of bacterial vaginosis.
HANDCRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Each suppository is made with precision for maximum effectiveness and quality.
PHARMACEUTICAL-GRADE INGREDIENTS – Only the purest boric acid and premium activated charcoal make it into our capsules.
HOW TO USE YOUR COOCHIE CAPSULES ⏱️
1. Wash those hands thoroughly before handling (your vagina deserves clean fingers) 🧼
2. Insert one suppository deep into your vagina at bedtime
3. Wear a panty liner because gravity is real and discharge happens
4. 7-day reset protocol – Use nightly for one week to restore balance
5. Maintenance mode – Use 1-2 times weekly to prevent recurrence
6. SOS intervention – Start at the first sign of odor or unusual discharge
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO DEMAND A FIVE-STAR VAGINA
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that vaginal health isn't just about comfort – it's essential for confidence, pleasure, and owning your sexuality at any age.
*These statements haven't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever had bacterial vaginosis? These products are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – they're designed for women who understand that vaginal health is non-negotiable. Not for use during pregnancy or if you have open wounds. Consult your healthcare provider with persistent symptoms.*