Poria 100% Fruiting Body Mushroom Extract
PORIA: THE DETOX DIVA DROPS 💧✨
INTERNAL SPRING CLEANING FOR BAD BITCHES 💅
Your body deserves next-level purification, and our Poria tincture is about to be your liver's new best friend. This isn't just another supplement – it's ancient wisdom bottled exclusively for women who know that internal cleanup is the ultimate self-care.
WHY YOUR BODY IS BEGGING FOR THIS 👑
LIVER LUXURY TREATMENT – Hepato-protective compounds that support your hardest working organ (especially after wine nights)
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Cools the internal fires that cause premature aging and disease
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Neutralizes free radicals faster than you shut down unwanted advances
DIABETES DEFENDER – Helps maintain healthy blood sugar without giving up your chocolate stash
NERVOUS SYSTEM NOURISHER – Supports myelin sheath repair for optimal brain-body communication
CELLULAR GUARDIAN – Provides defense against abnormal cell growth, particularly in the gallbladder
WATER RETENTION REMEDY – Traditional remedy for "that bloated feeling" when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONY – Supports your endocrine system through the perimenopausal rollercoaster
DIGESTIVE PEACE KEEPER – Calms your stomach when it wants to act up at the worst possible times
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
WILD-CRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Our Poria (also known as Fu Ling) is ethically harvested from pristine environments, not lab-grown.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY beneficial compound from this precious fungus.
FULL-SPECTRUM FORMULATION – Contains all the medicinal triterpenes and polysaccharides naturally present in Poria.
CLEAN DETOX STANDARD – Organic, non-GMO, and free from fillers. Because detoxing with toxins makes zero sense.
HOW TO USE YOUR LIQUID PURIFIER ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that "clear boundaries" energy) 💪
2. 1-2 droppers under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds
3. Morning cleanse – Perfect companion to your lemon water ritual
4. Evening reset – Support overnight detoxification when your body does its best cleanup
5. Post-indulgence protocol – Double dose after too much wine, sugar, or "I shouldn't have eaten that"
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO KNOW CLEANLINESS STARTS INSIDE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that cleansing your liver is more important than organizing your closet (though we know you're fabulous at both).
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably still detoxing from the 90s. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that prevention is the ultimate power move.*
PORIA: THE DETOX DIVA DROPS 💧✨
INTERNAL SPRING CLEANING FOR BAD BITCHES 💅
Your body deserves next-level purification, and our Poria tincture is about to be your liver's new best friend. This isn't just another supplement – it's ancient wisdom bottled exclusively for women who know that internal cleanup is the ultimate self-care.
WHY YOUR BODY IS BEGGING FOR THIS 👑
LIVER LUXURY TREATMENT – Hepato-protective compounds that support your hardest working organ (especially after wine nights)
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Cools the internal fires that cause premature aging and disease
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Neutralizes free radicals faster than you shut down unwanted advances
DIABETES DEFENDER – Helps maintain healthy blood sugar without giving up your chocolate stash
NERVOUS SYSTEM NOURISHER – Supports myelin sheath repair for optimal brain-body communication
CELLULAR GUARDIAN – Provides defense against abnormal cell growth, particularly in the gallbladder
WATER RETENTION REMEDY – Traditional remedy for "that bloated feeling" when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONY – Supports your endocrine system through the perimenopausal rollercoaster
DIGESTIVE PEACE KEEPER – Calms your stomach when it wants to act up at the worst possible times
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
WILD-CRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Our Poria (also known as Fu Ling) is ethically harvested from pristine environments, not lab-grown.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY beneficial compound from this precious fungus.
FULL-SPECTRUM FORMULATION – Contains all the medicinal triterpenes and polysaccharides naturally present in Poria.
CLEAN DETOX STANDARD – Organic, non-GMO, and free from fillers. Because detoxing with toxins makes zero sense.
HOW TO USE YOUR LIQUID PURIFIER ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that "clear boundaries" energy) 💪
2. 1-2 droppers under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds
3. Morning cleanse – Perfect companion to your lemon water ritual
4. Evening reset – Support overnight detoxification when your body does its best cleanup
5. Post-indulgence protocol – Double dose after too much wine, sugar, or "I shouldn't have eaten that"
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO KNOW CLEANLINESS STARTS INSIDE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that cleansing your liver is more important than organizing your closet (though we know you're fabulous at both).
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably still detoxing from the 90s. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that prevention is the ultimate power move.*
PORIA: THE DETOX DIVA DROPS 💧✨
INTERNAL SPRING CLEANING FOR BAD BITCHES 💅
Your body deserves next-level purification, and our Poria tincture is about to be your liver's new best friend. This isn't just another supplement – it's ancient wisdom bottled exclusively for women who know that internal cleanup is the ultimate self-care.
WHY YOUR BODY IS BEGGING FOR THIS 👑
LIVER LUXURY TREATMENT – Hepato-protective compounds that support your hardest working organ (especially after wine nights)
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Cools the internal fires that cause premature aging and disease
OXIDATIVE STRESS SLAYER – Neutralizes free radicals faster than you shut down unwanted advances
DIABETES DEFENDER – Helps maintain healthy blood sugar without giving up your chocolate stash
NERVOUS SYSTEM NOURISHER – Supports myelin sheath repair for optimal brain-body communication
CELLULAR GUARDIAN – Provides defense against abnormal cell growth, particularly in the gallbladder
WATER RETENTION REMEDY – Traditional remedy for "that bloated feeling" when your rings suddenly don't fit
HORMONAL HARMONY – Supports your endocrine system through the perimenopausal rollercoaster
DIGESTIVE PEACE KEEPER – Calms your stomach when it wants to act up at the worst possible times
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
WILD-CRAFTED EXCELLENCE – Our Poria (also known as Fu Ling) is ethically harvested from pristine environments, not lab-grown.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY beneficial compound from this precious fungus.
FULL-SPECTRUM FORMULATION – Contains all the medicinal triterpenes and polysaccharides naturally present in Poria.
CLEAN DETOX STANDARD – Organic, non-GMO, and free from fillers. Because detoxing with toxins makes zero sense.
HOW TO USE YOUR LIQUID PURIFIER ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that "clear boundaries" energy) 💪
2. 1-2 droppers under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds
3. Morning cleanse – Perfect companion to your lemon water ritual
4. Evening reset – Support overnight detoxification when your body does its best cleanup
5. Post-indulgence protocol – Double dose after too much wine, sugar, or "I shouldn't have eaten that"
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO KNOW CLEANLINESS STARTS INSIDE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that cleansing your liver is more important than organizing your closet (though we know you're fabulous at both).
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, they're probably still detoxing from the 90s. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that prevention is the ultimate power move.*