Lung Support - Smoke Weed Everyday
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY TINCTURE: LUNG RESCUE ELIXIR 🍃💨 with Tremella, Cordyceps, Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO LIKE TO PUFF 💅
Your 40+ lungs deserve serious TLC, and our Clean My Bong tincture is about to be your respiratory savior. This isn't just another supplement – it's lung rehabilitation bottled exclusively for women who enjoy their herbal indulgences but refuse to sound like they gargle gravel.
WHY YOUR SMOKE-LOVING SELF NEEDS THIS DAILY 👑
LUNG TISSUE REGENERATOR – Tremella forms a protective layer over your irritated airways like silk sheets on a luxury bed
OXYGEN OPTIMIZER – Cordyceps enhances your ability to utilize oxygen when your lungs are working overtime
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Reishi calms angry bronchial tubes that protest every hit you take
MUCUS MEMBRANE MOISTURIZER – Combats the dryness that has you hacking like you're auditioning for a TB ward
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Turkey Tail strengthens respiratory immunity when smoking makes you susceptible
DETOX DOMINATOR – Chaga helps clear the buildup that accumulates in even the most dedicated smoker's lungs
ANTIOXIDANT ARMY – Neutralizes free radicals generated by smoke faster than you can say "pass the joint"
COUGH CONTROLLER – Soothes that embarrassing public hack that announces "yes, I smoked last night"
RESPIRATORY RESILIENCE – Builds long-term lung strength even when you're not planning to quit
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM LUNG SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every aspect of respiratory health.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable results.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY lung-supporting compound from all five mushrooms.
SMOKER-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Designed specifically for frequent cannabis users, not just general respiratory support.
HOW TO USE YOUR LUNG SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that lung-clearing energy) 🫁
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your breathing intention
3. Morning reset – Start fresh after last night's session
4. Evening repair – Support overnight regeneration when you've been smoking all day
5. Double dose – After particularly heavy sessions or when that cough just won't quit
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO CLEAN THEIR BONGS AND THEIR LUNGS
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that you can enjoy your herb AND take care of your respiratory system at the same time.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever hit a bong? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that respiratory self-care is essential when you choose to smoke regularly.*
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY TINCTURE: LUNG RESCUE ELIXIR 🍃💨 with Tremella, Cordyceps, Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO LIKE TO PUFF 💅
Your 40+ lungs deserve serious TLC, and our Clean My Bong tincture is about to be your respiratory savior. This isn't just another supplement – it's lung rehabilitation bottled exclusively for women who enjoy their herbal indulgences but refuse to sound like they gargle gravel.
WHY YOUR SMOKE-LOVING SELF NEEDS THIS DAILY 👑
LUNG TISSUE REGENERATOR – Tremella forms a protective layer over your irritated airways like silk sheets on a luxury bed
OXYGEN OPTIMIZER – Cordyceps enhances your ability to utilize oxygen when your lungs are working overtime
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Reishi calms angry bronchial tubes that protest every hit you take
MUCUS MEMBRANE MOISTURIZER – Combats the dryness that has you hacking like you're auditioning for a TB ward
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Turkey Tail strengthens respiratory immunity when smoking makes you susceptible
DETOX DOMINATOR – Chaga helps clear the buildup that accumulates in even the most dedicated smoker's lungs
ANTIOXIDANT ARMY – Neutralizes free radicals generated by smoke faster than you can say "pass the joint"
COUGH CONTROLLER – Soothes that embarrassing public hack that announces "yes, I smoked last night"
RESPIRATORY RESILIENCE – Builds long-term lung strength even when you're not planning to quit
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM LUNG SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every aspect of respiratory health.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable results.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY lung-supporting compound from all five mushrooms.
SMOKER-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Designed specifically for frequent cannabis users, not just general respiratory support.
HOW TO USE YOUR LUNG SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that lung-clearing energy) 🫁
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your breathing intention
3. Morning reset – Start fresh after last night's session
4. Evening repair – Support overnight regeneration when you've been smoking all day
5. Double dose – After particularly heavy sessions or when that cough just won't quit
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO CLEAN THEIR BONGS AND THEIR LUNGS
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that you can enjoy your herb AND take care of your respiratory system at the same time.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever hit a bong? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that respiratory self-care is essential when you choose to smoke regularly.*
SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY TINCTURE: LUNG RESCUE ELIXIR 🍃💨 with Tremella, Cordyceps, Reishi, Chaga, and Turkey Tail
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO LIKE TO PUFF 💅
Your 40+ lungs deserve serious TLC, and our Clean My Bong tincture is about to be your respiratory savior. This isn't just another supplement – it's lung rehabilitation bottled exclusively for women who enjoy their herbal indulgences but refuse to sound like they gargle gravel.
WHY YOUR SMOKE-LOVING SELF NEEDS THIS DAILY 👑
LUNG TISSUE REGENERATOR – Tremella forms a protective layer over your irritated airways like silk sheets on a luxury bed
OXYGEN OPTIMIZER – Cordyceps enhances your ability to utilize oxygen when your lungs are working overtime
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Reishi calms angry bronchial tubes that protest every hit you take
MUCUS MEMBRANE MOISTURIZER – Combats the dryness that has you hacking like you're auditioning for a TB ward
IMMUNE DEFENDER – Turkey Tail strengthens respiratory immunity when smoking makes you susceptible
DETOX DOMINATOR – Chaga helps clear the buildup that accumulates in even the most dedicated smoker's lungs
ANTIOXIDANT ARMY – Neutralizes free radicals generated by smoke faster than you can say "pass the joint"
COUGH CONTROLLER – Soothes that embarrassing public hack that announces "yes, I smoked last night"
RESPIRATORY RESILIENCE – Builds long-term lung strength even when you're not planning to quit
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM LUNG SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to support every aspect of respiratory health.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable results.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY lung-supporting compound from all five mushrooms.
SMOKER-SPECIFIC FORMULA – Designed specifically for frequent cannabis users, not just general respiratory support.
HOW TO USE YOUR LUNG SALVATION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that lung-clearing energy) 🫁
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your breathing intention
3. Morning reset – Start fresh after last night's session
4. Evening repair – Support overnight regeneration when you've been smoking all day
5. Double dose – After particularly heavy sessions or when that cough just won't quit
FOR BAD BITCHES WHO CLEAN THEIR BONGS AND THEIR LUNGS
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that you can enjoy your herb AND take care of your respiratory system at the same time.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, have they ever hit a bong? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that respiratory self-care is essential when you choose to smoke regularly.*