Horomone Support
HORMONE SUPPORT TINCTURE: REGULATOR ELIXIR ⚖️✨with Reishi, Cordyceps, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
WHEN YOUR BODY NEEDS TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER 💅
Your 40+ hormonal system deserves serious regulation, and our Regulators tincture is about to mount up against chaos. This isn't just another supplement – it's biochemical balance bottled exclusively for bad bitches navigating the wildest hormonal rodeo of their lives.
WHY YOUR FLUCTUATING BODY NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
STRESS HORMONE SLAYER – Reishi puts your out-of-control cortisol levels in check faster than you shut down mansplainers
ADRENAL RESCUE REMEDY – Cordyceps revives those burnt-out glands after years of "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
METABOLISM MAKEOVER – Maitake stabilizes blood sugar when hormonal shifts have you gaining weight by looking at carbs
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears the mental chaos of perimenopause that has you forgetting mid-sentence
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Balances the emotional rollercoaster that has your family walking on eggshells
LIBIDO LIFESAVER – Cordyceps ignites that pilot light when hormonal changes have it flickering out
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Poria cools the internal fires that intensify every symptom
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the crushing fatigue that hits when your hormones are playing musical chairs
DETOX DIVA – Supports liver clearance of excess estrogen when your body's forgetting how to process hormones
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM REGULATION SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle hormonal chaos from every angle.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
BIOAVAILABLE BRILLIANCE – Formulated specifically for your 40+ body to actually utilize, not just pass through.
HOW TO USE YOUR BALANCE POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚖️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your regulation intention
3. Morning reset – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Cycle syncing – Adjust dosage based on your cycle or symptoms
5. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, like your patience for bullshit declines
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE HORMONE HURRICANE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that hormonal shifts don't have to derail your life – they just require the right regulatory support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had a hot flash in the middle of a meeting? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that hormonal balance is non-negotiable for quality of life.*
HORMONE SUPPORT TINCTURE: REGULATOR ELIXIR ⚖️✨with Reishi, Cordyceps, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
WHEN YOUR BODY NEEDS TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER 💅
Your 40+ hormonal system deserves serious regulation, and our Regulators tincture is about to mount up against chaos. This isn't just another supplement – it's biochemical balance bottled exclusively for bad bitches navigating the wildest hormonal rodeo of their lives.
WHY YOUR FLUCTUATING BODY NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
STRESS HORMONE SLAYER – Reishi puts your out-of-control cortisol levels in check faster than you shut down mansplainers
ADRENAL RESCUE REMEDY – Cordyceps revives those burnt-out glands after years of "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
METABOLISM MAKEOVER – Maitake stabilizes blood sugar when hormonal shifts have you gaining weight by looking at carbs
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears the mental chaos of perimenopause that has you forgetting mid-sentence
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Balances the emotional rollercoaster that has your family walking on eggshells
LIBIDO LIFESAVER – Cordyceps ignites that pilot light when hormonal changes have it flickering out
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Poria cools the internal fires that intensify every symptom
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the crushing fatigue that hits when your hormones are playing musical chairs
DETOX DIVA – Supports liver clearance of excess estrogen when your body's forgetting how to process hormones
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM REGULATION SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle hormonal chaos from every angle.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
BIOAVAILABLE BRILLIANCE – Formulated specifically for your 40+ body to actually utilize, not just pass through.
HOW TO USE YOUR BALANCE POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚖️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your regulation intention
3. Morning reset – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Cycle syncing – Adjust dosage based on your cycle or symptoms
5. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, like your patience for bullshit declines
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE HORMONE HURRICANE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that hormonal shifts don't have to derail your life – they just require the right regulatory support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had a hot flash in the middle of a meeting? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that hormonal balance is non-negotiable for quality of life.*
HORMONE SUPPORT TINCTURE: REGULATOR ELIXIR ⚖️✨with Reishi, Cordyceps, Lions Mane, Maitake, Poria
WHEN YOUR BODY NEEDS TO GET ITS SHIT TOGETHER 💅
Your 40+ hormonal system deserves serious regulation, and our Regulators tincture is about to mount up against chaos. This isn't just another supplement – it's biochemical balance bottled exclusively for bad bitches navigating the wildest hormonal rodeo of their lives.
WHY YOUR FLUCTUATING BODY NEEDS THIS YESTERDAY 👑
STRESS HORMONE SLAYER – Reishi puts your out-of-control cortisol levels in check faster than you shut down mansplainers
ADRENAL RESCUE REMEDY – Cordyceps revives those burnt-out glands after years of "I'll sleep when I'm dead"
METABOLISM MAKEOVER – Maitake stabilizes blood sugar when hormonal shifts have you gaining weight by looking at carbs
BRAIN FOG BANISHER – Lion's Mane clears the mental chaos of perimenopause that has you forgetting mid-sentence
MOOD SWING MANAGER – Balances the emotional rollercoaster that has your family walking on eggshells
LIBIDO LIFESAVER – Cordyceps ignites that pilot light when hormonal changes have it flickering out
INFLAMMATION INTERCEPTOR – Poria cools the internal fires that intensify every symptom
ENERGY EQUALIZER – Combats the crushing fatigue that hits when your hormones are playing musical chairs
DETOX DIVA – Supports liver clearance of excess estrogen when your body's forgetting how to process hormones
THE TOTAL PUSSY DIFFERENCE 💯
FIVE-MUSHROOM REGULATION SYNERGY – This powerful blend works together to tackle hormonal chaos from every angle.
100% FRUITING BODY EXTRACTS – No myceliated grain fillers here. Only the potent parts that deliver noticeable balance.
TRIPLE EXTRACTION MASTERY – Hot water, alcohol, AND glycerin to capture EVERY hormone-balancing compound from all five mushrooms.
BIOAVAILABLE BRILLIANCE – Formulated specifically for your 40+ body to actually utilize, not just pass through.
HOW TO USE YOUR BALANCE POTION ⏱️
1. Shake thoroughly (channel that hormone-balancing energy) ⚖️
2. 1 full dropper under your tongue, hold for 30 seconds, set your regulation intention
3. Morning reset – Start your day with hormonal support
4. Cycle syncing – Adjust dosage based on your cycle or symptoms
5. Consistency is key – Hormonal balance builds over time, like your patience for bullshit declines
FOR BAD BITCHES NAVIGATING THE HORMONE HURRICANE
Join our tribe of 40+ queens who've discovered that hormonal shifts don't have to derail your life – they just require the right regulatory support.
*This statement hasn't been evaluated by the FDA, but honestly, when was the last time they had a hot flash in the middle of a meeting? This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease – it's designed for women who understand that hormonal balance is non-negotiable for quality of life.*